[Camera shows a tidy bedroom that is usually quite as unassuming as the average motel room - except it seems that whoever lives here is on something of a circus kick. Cheery carnival music seeps out from under a bed decorated with clown sheets, and a lump beneath the sheets seems to imply that someone is sleeping. After some time, the door opens ( Read more... )

Imagine my surprise this afternoon when I discovered that a bubotuber somehow found its way into my satchel. How utterly perplexing. I managed to spare myself from any damage, though I'm going to have to get some new supplies. Unless anyone knows a spell that will cleanse bubotuber pus from the inside of a satchel.

Honestly, I would have thought ( Read more... )

[Sam's voice is booming much more loudly than most people would thought him capable of.]

DEAN!

I swear to God, I've told you to stop touching my stuff. What the HELL did you do to my laptop?! If you've been trying to make dirty Flash videos AGAIN, I'm going to break each and every one of your fingers, you horny prick.

GODDAMNIT, if this thing doesn't ( Read more... )